Drew to Mommy while cleaning up his room. "Mommy, my room smells." Mom to Drew, "Why does your room smell?" Drew: "I don't know but its coming from my body." Mom to Drew, "Well, do you need to go to the bathroom?" Drew, "No, I think I just need some of that good room smeller that you spray when Gabe's room smells like diapers!"
In this world, a second is a second. Time paces forward with exquisite regularity, at precisely the same velocity in every corner of space. Time is an infinite ruler. Time is absolute. -- Einstein's Dreams